I used N4,000 to buy fuel for my car and my remaining N1,000 to get food in a resturant before I face Lagos traffic.
As I ordered food and sat down to eat, a man sitting beside me and in a nice shirt said, “I luv the way u eat, try their snail, I will pay“. I hastily added 4 pieces of snail for N2,000 and continued eating .
He said again,”You eat so well, please add a bottle of wine so that you can drink after eating“. I hastily made the order and was having fun.
My total bill came up to about N10,000... I thanked him for accepting to pay. As I stood to leave, my car key fell down, and I bent to pick it, I discovered that the man was bare-footed!!! Alas, he was a mad man.
He laughed at me and said,” The way them go beat you for here ehh, na only God fit save you.!“.
Enjoy!!
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